Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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