so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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