he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think my moral compass just broke
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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