ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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