Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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