I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
