sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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