Dual....:-)
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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