And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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