You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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