his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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