No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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