This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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