Sry I called you an 8
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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