Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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