fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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