Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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