am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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