my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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