id be glad to
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
But theres a keg here and me gusta
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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