i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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