she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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