Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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