Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She's the barista slut.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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