what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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