We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You can't special order awesome
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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