she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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