It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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