i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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