We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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