Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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