he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
