im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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