You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
