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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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