stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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