i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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