: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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