He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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