no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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