Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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