Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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