That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
