I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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