you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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