that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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