so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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