Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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