So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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