he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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