So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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