Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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