I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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