I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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