we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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