she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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