I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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