And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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