I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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